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湖南断龙走访——趣闻篇(之一)

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发表于 2006-5-11 18:43 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">镜头一:大家来学湖南话!</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">场</span><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">景:</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">5</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">月</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">3</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">号,走访回程的车上</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">胖胖鱼:</span></b><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">嘿!大家来学湖南话的时间又到了……今天我要教大家一个湖南方言:堂客</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">众</span><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">人:</span></b><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">???堂客是什么意思呀?(堂客、堂客……大家带着疑惑开始练习……)</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">胖胖鱼:</span></b><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">各位</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">GG</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">,你们看到美女就冲上去叫“堂客”……</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">GG</font></span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">们:</span></b><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">啊?这管用吗?堂客是什么意思呀?</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">某位</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">MM</font></span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">:</span></b><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">你们别傻啦!如果你在湖南看到美女随便冲过去叫人家堂客,肯定挨揍!</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">GG</font></span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">们:</span></b><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">为什么呀?到底“堂客”是什么意思呀</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">胖胖鱼:</span></b><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">“堂客”就是老婆的意思!(众人顿悟:原来如此……)</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">备注:当众人在学湖南话之际,佳佳和那儿正呼呼大睡。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">经过一个多小时的颠簸,我们终于回到了美名楼。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">阿仲:</span></b><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">堂客!堂客!等等我!!!……(一边说一边追着刚刚睡醒的那儿,那儿则莫名其妙:堂客?什么意思呀?我们众人在旁边窃笑,咔咔)大家千万别告诉那儿堂客是什么意思,要不然我死定!</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">那儿:</span></b><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">酷酷,到底堂客是什么意思呀?</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">酷酷:</span></b><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">那儿,其实阿仲是一个很不错的男生哦,不仅幽默搞笑,也很有爱心。他叫你堂客是件好事耶,你就应应他吧,要不然可能会后悔哦(贼笑)</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">后记:就这样,之后阿仲一见到那儿就拼命叫堂客,我们众人也很配合,没有拆穿阿仲,后来竟然发展到阿仲叫“那儿”没人应,叫“堂客”那儿反而有反应,哈哈!最后一天,大家就要分别了,那儿大方地说:让他叫吧,反正过了这两天就没什么机会了……</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</font></p></span></p>
发表于 2006-5-11 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
<p>其实当堂客也许没什么大不了的</p><p>要是当了"挨及"就不大好了</p>
发表于 2006-5-11 21:34 | 显示全部楼层
挨及是什么?破衣快说~~
发表于 2006-5-11 21:38 | 显示全部楼层
<p>留点悬念谢谢!</p>
发表于 2006-5-11 21:38 | 显示全部楼层
嗲嗲不是我谢谢!
 楼主| 发表于 2006-5-11 23:40 | 显示全部楼层
[em09]我也想知道“挨及”是什么意思?
发表于 2006-5-12 13:53 | 显示全部楼层
“挨及”就是:奶奶的意思,呵呵!
发表于 2006-5-12 22:45 | 显示全部楼层
<p>破衣也懂湖南方言呢~``</p>[em01]
发表于 2006-5-13 20:18 | 显示全部楼层
<p>哈哈.....</p>[em23][em23][em23]
发表于 2006-5-13 20:20 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2006-5-15 01:45 | 显示全部楼层
<p>看来着还是一次危机四法伏的走访——一不小心就会把自己弄丢了——成了堂客(这当然是MM们的专利啦)!</p>[em07]
发表于 2006-5-27 15:33 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈,大家这么喜欢湖南,欢迎常来哦
发表于 2006-6-28 18:16 | 显示全部楼层
嘻嘻
发表于 2006-6-28 19:43 | 显示全部楼层
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